Constructive Cynicism

After a long day full of reblogging, posting, and uploads, I find that my blog’s received only, like, ten at the most notes of any sort today.

Please? Anyone? Anyone at all?

Nobody?

Be that way, Tumblr. You know what I’mma do now?

…Yeah. That’s a good idea.

This shouldn’t be too heard.

*one Google search on ‘How to make a website’ later*

I can’t understand any of this madness! It’s like if Cthulhu himself swallowed a programming textbook and shat it on Salvador Dali!

…I need to go to bed now.

I’ll be back later… Tumblr.

This is probably going to cost me a follower or two, but it needs to be shared anyway

I support one thing and one thing alone: true egalitarianism (i.e., EVERYONE being treated as equals, regardless of how you choose to label them). The notion that ‘privilege’ is some form of overarching system is inherently anti-egalitarian and, furthermore, contributes nothing of substance or value to solving the very real problems of inequality in the world.

(Source: basedheisenberg)

ladyhistory:

War: The Spanish American War

Countries: France and Zimbabwe,

Year: 1622,

Generals: Robert E Lee and Gaius Julius Caesar,

Nouns: door, joke, scooter, hat, tape, bow,

Verbs: Cutting, Flying, Sloshing, investigating,

Adjectives: yellow, punctual, magnificent, mesmerized, messy.

Number: 7

Place: Deep below the city of Ham lake Minnesota,

Emotion: fussy

Weapon: blunderbuss

((oh wow this is going to be great))

The great Spanish American War started in France in 1622 because a Zimbabwean door decided to cut in a meeting of the United Nations. From all around, French jokes came to join the armies and were fitted with blunderbusses and scooters to help them in the fight against Zimbabwe.

It was a yellow war. Soldiers were forced deep below the city of Ham Lake, Minnesota where they did battle with hats until they were utterly punctual. France was led by Robert E. Lee, a magnificent leader who instilled fussiness in the hearts of many. Zimbabwe was led by Gaius Julius Caesar, a mesmerized general who could fly a man with a single look. As the battles sloshed on and on, both sides ran out of ammunition and were forced to use tape. At the end of the conflict, the war had claimed nearly 7 casualties, a messy testament as to why you shouldn’t start wars because somebody investigated you.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

elliotjamescrutchley:

Disney/Pixar’s redheads

haha I Love This

i love that simba is included

(Source: thedisneytruth)

stream-of-c0nsciousness:

and that would be… bad?

Let’s ask these fine gentlemen…

Votes are in, dictatorship is hella fun. You lose, Isabelle. Now go and abuse your power!

installation4:

I don’t think i’m the mayor my townsfolk were expecting.

You look like Wario’s bastard lovechild with a Rattata.

I mean this in the coolest way possible

natreidess:

“The Search for Spock” (1984)

olitiau:

can’t believe all this misandry in animal crossing

That or some kinky femdom action

All my life, I have dreamed of using this gif in a post about moose

(Source: meladoodle)

raptorific:

wearenotlonghere replied to your post: There’s a reason I hate Rotte…

I just saw it. I’m not sure if you’ll like it or not. It depends on how familiar you are with Superman, and how much you care about canon.

I have both seen it and loved it.

I am very familiar with Superman, my knowledge and love of the character is second only to my knowledge and love of Batman

I care about canon lots, although acknowledge that we’re dealing with a continuous canon of almost 75 years that has thrived on reinvention and reimagining, so I am okay with them changing story elements as long as they have a good understanding of the characters, which, from where I’m standing, the people who wrote the film did

Get on skype so we can talk about it

I have yet to see the film itself, but you seem to be working from my own mindset when I look at films like this. So, reblogging because I like finding like-minded people.