War: The Spanish American War
Countries: France and Zimbabwe,
Generals: Robert E Lee and Gaius Julius Caesar,
Nouns: door, joke, scooter, hat, tape, bow,
Verbs: Cutting, Flying, Sloshing, investigating,
Adjectives: yellow, punctual, magnificent, mesmerized, messy.
Place: Deep below the city of Ham lake Minnesota,
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The great Spanish American War started in France in 1622 because a Zimbabwean door decided to cut in a meeting of the United Nations. From all around, French jokes came to join the armies and were fitted with blunderbusses and scooters to help them in the fight against Zimbabwe.
It was a yellow war. Soldiers were forced deep below the city of Ham Lake, Minnesota where they did battle with hats until they were utterly punctual. France was led by Robert E. Lee, a magnificent leader who instilled fussiness in the hearts of many. Zimbabwe was led by Gaius Julius Caesar, a mesmerized general who could fly a man with a single look. As the battles sloshed on and on, both sides ran out of ammunition and were forced to use tape. At the end of the conflict, the war had claimed nearly 7 casualties, a messy testament as to why you shouldn’t start wars because somebody investigated you.